Erick's rap sheet

Description: Stupid Boi & Poopnose (💩👃)

THE FINALS: 1 Loss | 0 Wins

Owes me: Gummy Bears because I got him Overcooked 2

Council Status: KICKED OFF as of 6/1/2024 8:29:45 PM

Celtics are gonna beat the Mavs because Erick is poopnose

Stickers: Erick didn't tell me the mistake I made while updating the bot and I was strimming and he didn't point it out and then he called me a dirty mouth poop nose. He called me a blast furnace Wanted me to look stupid ☹️ ✅ 👍 ☹️

Resume summary: He sucks ass

Erick Boi isn’t just a poopnose. He’s a deluxe, ultra-edition poopnose — and believe me, he made sure of it when he proudly shelled out cash for the so-called Intel Ultra i9 Core Ultra Deluxe Edition. That’s right, he fell for the marketing gimmick so hard he probably thinks “TurboBoost” is a setting that makes his computer fly. If consumer gullibility were an Olympic sport, Erick would have the gold medal, framed, and mounted above his RGB-lit shrine to bad purchasing decisions.

But fate wasn’t done clowning on him. Enter his cat — the true genius of the household — who promptly dumped an entire cup of coffee onto Erick’s overpriced, overhyped keyboard. And you know what? The cat still managed to type more coherent sentences than Erick does on his best day. Poetic justice in fur and whiskers.

And then there’s the pièce de résistance: Erick, in all his self-appointed wisdom, decided to call a geyser a “glacier.” A glacier. Imagine standing in front of Old Faithful and saying, “Wow, what a beautiful glacier eruption.” Erick redefines embarrassment. He doesn’t just misspeak — he obliterates language, logic, and credibility in a single breath.

So yes, Erick Boi is a poopnose. But not just any poopnose: he is the limited-run, collector’s edition poopnose with built-in stupidity overclocking. May his legacy forever be remembered alongside his fried keyboard and his majestic, erupting “glacier.”